A little funny one for your day. Enjoy!
They never understood.
I’m not just their waitress.
I’m someone’s daughter.
I’m someone’s friend.
I have feelings. I have hopes and dreams that don’t involve being berated like a toddler because your chips have salt on them when you ‘clearly requested’ no salt.
Well, that’s what I wanted to tell the man with the puce face, who was yelling at me so that spittle sprayed across the table.
I didn’t manage to say any of that. He left after I dumped the jug of iced water over his head.