Disclaimer: If you’re reading this blog you’re probably wondering what the point of it is? Well, there isn’t one and I’m sorry about that. I’m procrastinating. It’s a perfect time to write this blog because I am procrastinating about writing about procrastination. I’m at my desk and have just devoured a whole plate of baklava and coffee and now I’m buzzed on sugar and sweet black caffeine and I don’t want to write.
Usually, sugar and furious writing go hand in hand. I can type off chapters without thinking about it. Then I have days like this. My arms are heavy, my mind’s fuzzy and all I can manage is this measly blog post. I have so much I should be working on. Two manuscripts that need a third and second edit respectively. A short story to type up for submission journal/s – well it needs to be finished first – so I should probably do that too. Eh, so much thinking. My brain hurts.
I used to be a useful procrastinator. I had to be. Not that long ago I was doing my degree part time and working full time. Instead of research and writing assignments I would find things to do. Useful things. Like cleaning the house, doing laundry, washing the cats, gardening or even ironing. I hate ironing. Put it this way, I would rather clean 1000 public toilets than iron clothes. This hatred is so extreme that when I’m buying new clothes I check if they wrinkle and need to be ironed, and if they do then I just won’t buy them.
Now I have grown into the category of lazy procrastinator. I would literally prefer to stare
at a wall then have to do anything when I’m in this mood. I’m writing this post so I can avoid writing other stuff. But I am forcing myself to put little black shapes on this white screen because this is the only way to get my butt into gear. Once I start typing I can’t stop, you see, I know this. I know that if I start working I will keep on going until my fingers cramp up. And rationally I know that’s why I have been avoiding writing because I don’t want to keep on going. But this stuff isn’t going to write itself.
I should point out that before starting this absolutely endless and pointless blog post I have spent a number of hours on WordPress (reading some fabulous work from people who are much more talented then me!), Facebook, Instagram and browsed the time-sucking-hell-hole that is Pinterest.
None of it is relevant to what I am going to write after this post, I could say that it was ‘research’ but who am I kidding? Pinning copper home wares or easy 5 minute hairstyles has nothing to do with a sci-fi fantasy short story.
I’m not actually sure if I will put this up for public viewing. But procrastinators unite. You are not alone!
I’m off to get some writing done. Maybe. I might nap first.
What do you do when you procrastinate? I like staring at walls.
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This is very reassuring! 😄 I’m often one to procrastinate despite my love of writing. I think it’s actually commiting to the hour or two of writing which is so daunting!
I often procrastinate by playing video games,or by watching Youtube videos about those same games! My partner often frequents Pinterest, but I’ve avoided it so far. Great post! 😄 Although I ought to be writing something…
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I know exactly what you mean! And I’m glad you can relate! Although, at the same time I’m sorry that relate. AVOID Pinterest! If you don’t take away any advise but this I’ll be glad! Now I’m off to…. Look at Pinterest 😳
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Haha ok, acknowledged and understood! 😂
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Great post. Blogging can become a good excuse for novelists to ignore the real work. I have been guilty of that myself on many occasions.
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Thank you! Oh gosh, yes! I have a small window to write and writing something new for my blog is much more attractive then working on a manuscript.
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I know. I do the same thing. Blogging offers the instant gratification of people reading your writing and commenting. Your novel is you toiling alone with your characters and being somewhat unrecognized.
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Yep. Sigh 😳
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Hi, I have nominated you for a quotation challenge. The information follows: https://charlesfrenchonwordsreadingandwriting.wordpress.com/2016/04/30/3-days-quotation-challenge-day-2/
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Hello Lisa, your post just cracked me up! I laughed til I cried! I hate ironing so much, that years ago I threw out my ironing board, literally – out the back door! I hid the iron so it could never be found. Great post!!
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Thank you and I’m so glad it gave you a giggle!! I can’t believe how many people like doing it! I’m with you, but I haven’t thrown the board out yet. I might just have to do that next week!!
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I love it haha im procrasting all the time too
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Well you aren’t alone. Not by a long shot!
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Glade to know 😀
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I would do your ironing if you clean the toilet! Ironing helps me focus. At least you have made it to your desk. I haven’t made it to the closet!
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Done! I don’t mind a clean toilet!
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I’m procrastinating right now too reading this instead of coming up with a poem for today’s NapoWriMo challenge and working on a short story. I gotta say I’ve had a good chuckle at the post and some of the comments. Washing cats!? 😀
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I’m glad you enjoyed it! At least while you were procrastinating you had a laugh 😀. Yep, I wash cats. Actually I throw them in the shower with my husband, no escape for any of them. Human or feline. Now, get back to that poem, I want to read it! 😋
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Ha ha! Poor hubby! I’m working on it but unfortunately I’ve gotta go and show my face at work for 8 hours! 🙁
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Egrh! Life… That’s right, we have got to do that too😏
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I daydream or meditate when I procrastinate. Or watch people running around like blue arse flies lol 😀
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Meditation when procrastinating sounds interesting. At least you would feel calmer. Instead of a little bit of a failure. 😏
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Yes, try it! 😉
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I will. To be honest it will probably be today!
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Good, it may help you relax in your hectic life 🙂
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Lol. I’m not a heavy procrastinator at all. But, when I am in the mood to procrastinate, I read, watch cartoons, or run errands to keep me from doing the things I should be doing.
This is funny, gave me a chuckle.
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Thanks Tre! Is there a secret to not being a procrastinator???
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I’m too much of a busy body to be a procrastinator at large. Plus, when I start most things, I’m a bit obsessed about finishing them in one go. Lol
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Ok. I’m off to get obsessed!
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Lol. Happy Obsessing! 🙂
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Ha ha ha. Nice post, Lisa. You seem to have the procrastinating thing down, but then, you got a blog post out of it 🙂 So it was productive!!
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Thanks! Yes it was productive but now I’ve wasted everyone else’s time too. So I’ve been productive but making everyone else less productive? I think I can live with that! 🙂
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Ha ha. Well, part of the point of blogging is to laugh and commiserate. 😀
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Yeah I suppose it is! 😆
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Staring at walls is a think. I also stare at goats a lot, because they’re funny and that works out. TV is always a suck. And yeah, I end up surfing articles and that time-suck site too.
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Goats? I reckon I could stare at goats too. Although, their eyes worry me a little bit. Tv! Curse you Game of Thrones! Also we have just gotten Netflix and I am avoiding it like the plague. I already don’t have time to write let alone get sucked into new shows. Although, I do really want to watch Longmire and Brooklyn 99. It’s almost like I wish Pintrest was down for a day. I would be so much more productive!
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Haha! Their eyes are just fine. They’re a little weird in the sunlight when it’s obvious. But then they give you the adoring blissed-out look when you scratch your shoulders and it’s all good.
Longmire is pretty great. Brookyln 99 I know nothing about!
You can resist the TV! Shut down the internet! You can do it! lol
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I might need to go and give them a scratch. I love animals that love it – unlike my cat. I’ll keep fighting the good fight!
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I’m rooting for you! (such an interesting phrase, if you think about it)
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Ha! Yes!
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Ahhh, this makes me feel like I’m not alone. When my life was in high gear with full-time grad school, part-time work, and a life, I sometimes procrastinated by making pretend To-Do lists for my own amusement, taking photos of them, and posting them on my social media. Things like:
Facebook
Sip Coffee
Pet Puppy
Look at Blank Screen
Facebook
Use Bathroom
Look at Blank Screen
Sip Coffee
etc.
Because, somehow, I knew I’d eventually get bored enough of looking at Facebook that I’d finally begin my research and do my work. But it could take two hours. Yikes!
Hope your mind clears up and that ya feel motivated to do your work!
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We are not alone! We could have our own procrastinating race. There would be no wars because we couldn’t be bothered. It would be a utopia of busyness without accomplishing anything. I love your pretend to-do lists. That is a solid way to procrastinate! High Five! I’m going to steal it!
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haha! A procrastination race would be the best! Sitting there, drinking our preferred drinks, and getting lost on the internet. The bummer would be when you’d find yourself ironing and I’d find myself cleaning closets <~ my least favorite chore!
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Maybe we could swap. Do you like ironing? ‘Cause I like organising closets.
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I don’t mind it, but 75% of the time I iron a new wrinkle into the clothes. If you’re willing to take the risk, it’s a deal.
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Sold!
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I’m procrastinating now… I’m one step above staring at a wall…. I am staring at two chickens having a sand bath.
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Fran!!!! Hello! Well if I had actual chickens I’d probably watch them too. Maybe I’ll come up and stare at yours. How do you fancy hosting a writer in residence?
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